Laura Mercier Bath Products.
Holy F-ing S.
It’s not about the fact that they are by Laura Mercier, it’s just that they smell so good, and they do it in this way that literally wipes the cares of the world away. I’m not sure I would’ve made if through my first year teaching had it not been for the Almond Coconut Milk Scrub, WHICH incidentally I thought I didn’t like on first whiff. I thought initially it was too cloying and sweet. Maybe it is when you smell it out of the jar, but get in a hot shower and it’s a whole new world. It’s got the power to soothe you to the point that you can say: “this feels so good, spoils me so well, and soothes me so hard, I feel like I can go back to that inner city school and be called a c-bag by a 13-year-old again tomorrow!” WITHOUT sarcasm or irony.
Now the bad news: I took a fabulous bath the other night with the Clementine Honey Bath. Gorgeous scent, soft citrus balanced by a creaminess, but not exactly vanilla (I get so tired of those predictable vanilla/citrus scents). I used way too much, because I didn’t have very much left, and it was just that bad of a day. Amazing bubbles. Here sits my empty jar, beside me:
and the realization as I write this post that LM must have DISCONTINUED our gorgeous Clementine Honey Bath!!! It’s not in the honey bath section of the website, nor does a search return any results for the word “clementine.” EEK!
Well, discontinuation is a bitch, but everything LM has is so amazing I’m sure we’ll get by with one of the other honey bath options.
This post, like many of my others, has a tongue-in-cheek bourgeouis subject and tone. But the inherent contradictions of Saddleshoos, an inner-city teacher who loves Laura Mercier bath products, has more to offer than where to buy.
For some hippie s.: let’s get in touch with our senses and smell for a change. The dominance of language ties us up in eyes and ears. I just wrote a paragraph on my response to scent. Can you?