Xanga is for AZNs. Blogger is for generic people who post 3 times and then quit. WordPress is for douchebaggy blogs about politics/parenting. Tumblr is for alts/high end design meme consumers. Livejournal is from people who are stuck in the year 2000. Twitter is ass holes. Typepad is for old people. Geocities are for authentic alts?
Discovering the truth at http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/. Kind of funny, though I would call hipsterrunoff pretty douchebaggy, not to mention I can smell their hair from here. And the pictures are gross. I. has Tumblr. http://territimely.tumblr.com/